cancercarcino: (I'm here to listen to your woes)
Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] cancercarcino) wrote in [community profile] forgottentales 2020-05-29 05:31 am (UTC)

SURE PEOPLE WOULD KNOW MY HANDLE BUT A TYPING QUIRK IS UNIQUE TO A TROLL.
IT'S LIKE TELLING A HIGHBLOOD TO STOP USING FISH PUNS, THAT'S JUST NOT GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN.

OKAY, SO AUSPISTICISM!
I'LL ADMIT THAT'S THE MOST CONVOLUTED OF THE THREE AND HAS A GOOD CHANCE OF ROYALLY FUCKING UP IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.
BASICALLY, IT'S A RELATIONSHIP WHERE THREE PEOPLE ARE IN IT, AND ONE ACTS AS A DEDICATED MEDIATOR BETWEEN THE OTHER TWO.
THOSE OTHER TWO MIGHT GET ANNOYED AT THE AUSPISTICE BECAUSE HEY, WHAT IF THEY'RE TRYING TO DEVELOP A KISMESIS HERE?
BUT THE AUSPISTICE IS DIFFERENT!
WITHOUT THEM, THAT POTENTIAL KISMESISSITUDE MIGHT END UP PRETTY FUCKING DISASTROUSLY.
THE RIVALRY MIGHT TURN TO ACTUAL PLATONIC HATE, OR MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR ONE PARTY TO HANDLE.
NOT TO MENTION THE RAMPANT BLACKROM INFIDELITY THAT WOULD HAPPEN OTHERWISE.
SO THAT'S WHY AN AUSPISTICE IS NECESSARY. TO KEEP TWO PEOPLE FROM EITHER PURSUING A KISMESISSITUDE THAT COULD FUCK UP ANY PITCH RELATIONSHIPS THEY ALREADY HAVE, OR TO STOP THEM FROM LITERALLY MURDERING ONE ANOTHER.

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